yet another plea for your financial support…
…to purchase a life-size wax-model of myself, or maybe a wax model of a woolly mammoth, since we didn’t raise enough money to purchase the skeleton a while back…
Apparently, this service is available for only £150000.00 through iwantoneofthose.com. A small price to pay, I’m sure, for immortality. *
A team of 20 experts, from Madame Tussaud’s, will be “lavishing you and your sculpture with attention for four whole months…this is how long it takes to get the perfect detail, to reflect your exact measurements, to capture your expression and to match your hair and eye colour to achieve the ‘Version II’ of you”.
It does not, however, guarantee that your model will be displayed in the museum, which, for me at least, is probably the only deal-breaker.
*unless your model is exposed to high heat.
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for five bucks i’ll make a model of you out of the red wax that comes on those baby cheeses.
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