whatever, I was into cephalopods when you still thought the garden state soundtrack was cool.

Tags: , , , , — by meredith on October 9, 2008 @ 12:17 pm

Dearlingest, talentpants etsy-staffer Claire and I were discussing the fashion animal phenomenon the other day and came up with a list of former and future fashion beasts (below).

Recent fashion animals (like so 5-years-ago)

  1. Birds (49255 items on etsy)
  2. Various underwater creatures
  3. Woodland animals
  4. The Moustache (admittedly not technically an animal, but it’s furry anyway) (325 spelled “ou”, 463 spelled with just the “u”)
      moustache cup

The next hip-and-now fashion animals

  1. Crustaceans (MY PREDICTION)
    • SHRIMP (not cooked/cleaned/sushified shrimp, but the real swimming antennaeful little guys are adorable)
    • shrimp

    • HERMIT CRABS (cute like turtles, but meaner)
  2. Capybara (CLAIRE’S PREDICTION)
      capybara
  3. *bonus* Mashups: take the that’s-so-last-year animals and mix them together and you get PURE cryptozoological amazingness.
    • The Octo-Owl
    • octo-owl

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11 Comments »

  1. Extra points if you have a tattoo of any of the above! I also predict nutria and Gambian pouch rats (Add to Capybara category as R.O.U.S.s) And anatomically speaking, eyeballs are totally the new human hearts.

    Comment by takingclaireofbusiness — October 9, 2008 @ 12:22 pm
  2. Nutria = YES beautiful.

    Comment by meredith — October 9, 2008 @ 12:29 pm
  3. Gift donkeys and psykoalagists.

    Comment by -j. — October 9, 2008 @ 12:40 pm
  4. awwww <3.

    Comment by meredith — October 9, 2008 @ 12:41 pm
  5. you outdid yourself with the title of this post.

    a gold star for you!

    and by that i mean that when you read this you will think of a gold star and whatnot.

    Comment by nadir — October 9, 2008 @ 1:20 pm
  6. heheh. I bet you listened to those shins tracks on REPEAT! (kidding).

    Comment by meredith — October 9, 2008 @ 1:24 pm
  7. yes, me = shins fan to the 18th power

    please keep this between you and me though…..

    Comment by nadir — October 9, 2008 @ 8:20 pm
  8. um, yes, I, well, yes sure i’ll keep it a secret. *hides 3 shins cds*

    Comment by meredith — October 9, 2008 @ 11:42 pm
  9. The Octo-owl makes me want to punch myself in the face.

    *sigh* As long as my beloved jackalope never catches on as the hipster mascot of the year, I’m ok I guess.

    Comment by katy — October 10, 2008 @ 1:51 pm
  10. Mashups is already happening on etsy. I know because I collect them. Matty8080 is a great place to start for those.

    Comment by Sunnie — October 18, 2008 @ 10:51 am
  11. see! I am at the cutting edge of fashion-animal trends… thanks sunnie!

    Comment by meredith — October 18, 2008 @ 11:43 am

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