whatever, I was into cephalopods when you still thought the garden state soundtrack was cool.
Dearlingest, talentpants etsy-staffer Claire and I were discussing the fashion animal phenomenon the other day and came up with a list of former and future fashion beasts (below).
Recent fashion animals (like so 5-years-ago)
- Birds (49255 items on etsy)
- or more specifically, owls (10354 items on etsy)
- and vintage-tattoo swallows (2525 items on etsy)
- Various underwater creatures
- cephalopods/octopuses (2651 items on etsy)
- whales/narwhals (1699 & 79 items on etsy, respectively)
- Woodland animals
- Bears (12661 items on etsy and 1541 pandas)

- Deer (4196 items on etsy)
- Wolves (1485 on etsy, but there were like 1kerflillion indie-rock ‘wolf’ bands in the last 5 years)
- Bears (12661 items on etsy and 1541 pandas)
- The Moustache (admittedly not technically an animal, but it’s furry anyway) (325 spelled “ou”, 463 spelled with just the “u”)
The next hip-and-now fashion animals
- Crustaceans (MY PREDICTION)
- SHRIMP (not cooked/cleaned/sushified shrimp, but the real swimming antennaeful little guys are adorable)
- Capybara (CLAIRE’S PREDICTION)
- *bonus* Mashups: take the that’s-so-last-year animals and mix them together and you get PURE cryptozoological amazingness.
















Extra points if you have a tattoo of any of the above! I also predict nutria and Gambian pouch rats (Add to Capybara category as R.O.U.S.s) And anatomically speaking, eyeballs are totally the new human hearts.
Nutria = YES beautiful.
Gift donkeys and psykoalagists.
awwww <3.
you outdid yourself with the title of this post.
a gold star for you!
and by that i mean that when you read this you will think of a gold star and whatnot.
heheh. I bet you listened to those shins tracks on REPEAT! (kidding).
yes, me = shins fan to the 18th power
please keep this between you and me though…..
um, yes, I, well, yes sure i’ll keep it a secret. *hides 3 shins cds*
The Octo-owl makes me want to punch myself in the face.
*sigh* As long as my beloved jackalope never catches on as the hipster mascot of the year, I’m ok I guess.
Mashups is already happening on etsy. I know because I collect them. Matty8080 is a great place to start for those.
see! I am at the cutting edge of fashion-animal trends… thanks sunnie!