toys in puppyland
Meet Indy:
Indy has radar ears:
and an infectious (sometimes both literally and figuratively) grin:
In hopes of being a supportive and forward-thinking friend to Indy, I try to keep up-to-snuff on breakthrough puppy-innovations. I have stumbled across the following in my research:
This is a puppy sex-toy, called “The Hot Doll”, a sort of inflatable-girl-meets-fleshlight for the canine contingent.
Unfortunately for us all, Indy is a lady-dog.
But! Look at this:
Mastermind Dutch scientists have invented “Energique” a dog food that will “eliminate the problem of dog poo” by creating a meat and cereal based product where the dog absorbs 90%, and, well, poos about 10% (only once a week, and in small, dry pellet-form*). I am at once intrigued, and terrified.
*I was unable to find a photo of the scentless pellet-poo. The site is in netherlandese.
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Words cannot properly describe the range of emotions I went through during this post. If they could, it would look something like awwwahhhewww.
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Sex toys for dogs. Now I’ve seen everything.
That little dog looks too happy on that sex toy.
I knew I recognized that dog!
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I knew I recognized that dog!
I can’t do anything right…
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