Tadpole Dancer? Doctopus? Crabbi? The official request for submissions..
Please draw/photoshop/sculpt/decoupage any of the 200-some leftover hybrid Animal-Jobs from the “C is for Clambulance Driver” post. Together we will create an entire eco-occupation-system.
Please link your artwork in this thread, or email it to me.
* Keep the width no bigger than 575 pixels.
Update:
The following professianimals are already claimed:
Salamanwhore (done!)
Mafia Donkey (done!)
Barristercuda (done!)
Kindersharken teacher
Luchaduke
Fortuna Teller (done!)
Prostiturtle (done! twice!)
astrologerbil
Pornstar-fish
Dental hyenist (done!)
Sturgeon General
Lynxguistics analizard
Rodentist
Storkbroker (done!)
Pachydermatologist (done!)
Anemoneurologist
lumberjackass (done!)
squideogame designer
velociraptour guide
zeburgler
sharkitecht
grasshopperator
fireflibrarian



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i hereby claim the astrologerbil and the prostiturtle.
they are officially yours! hooray!
i will give you porn star-fish, dental hyenist, and the Sturgeon General.
i will attempt the lynxguistics analizard. but that abomination may prove tricky
I am so delighted, evan.
Rodentist
Anemoneurologist
lumberjackass
These I clam. It is Manifest Destiny, but without Jesus or faith that things are supposed to happen.
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I will be scanner-less all weekend, but i will be working on the zeburgler, sharkitecht, grasshopperator, and fieflibrarian. perhaps i might even find some of these in the wild in Vegas!
HOORAY!!!
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Salamanwhore!!! MINE!
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I’m working on mine, I promise! It is hard dealing with a crazy housemate who left both front doors propped open, and who, upon hearing a very sane request to close the said entryways, insisted that she’d do no such thing. It has been going on all weekend.