I have, for reasons beyond my clearly limited understanding of the world*, happened upon a veritable cornucopia of meat-themed funninesses in the past month.

Happy Meat - local and natural AND it is THRILLED to be part of your meal. Credit goes to the lovely lauren for the link.

Meat Cuddlers: It is preferable, for those concerned with sanitation, to hug these, than to hug the ‘real’ thing.

Meat Typeface: every ounce of my being has been spent to try to prevent myself from typing the following: Learn your A, Beef, C’s…

the end.

* Some theories 1) the great Someone is letting me know S/He is AOK with humans-eating-meat and in fact, meat should be not only a source of physical sustenance but also a good source for humor.. 2) I am anemic and subconsciously drawn to internet-meat… 3) the meat-industry, under financial risk from rising vegetarianism and mad-cow/bird-flu/mercurial-fishes - fear, are funding funny-meat-endeavors to lessen meat’s threatening-ness.