You too can have the impeccably-designed mid-century workplace from Mad Men, minus the misogyny!

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Vintage Teal Stapler: $9.50

now that is a sexy stapler…*

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Oversized Midcentury Desk Lamp: $36

This vintage etsy seller takes such glorious photographs for her shop.  Regardless, your 1960s office would be embarrassingly incomplete without this lamp.

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Black Vinyl Ice Bucket: $23

To keep your Tom Collins on the rocks. I love the black vinyl faux-alligator pattern and the wooden knob on top. love. Go ahead and buy it here. go on now.

Pair of red ashtrays: $6

Seriously, don’t smoke, it’s gross and you smell bad and then you die. but! perhaps you know a casual cigar smoker, or someone with a medical marijuana prescription that fancy midcentury design? regardless, these ashtrays sure are classy.

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Wooden Table-top Thermometer/Humidity Meter: $35

Who has time to check accuweather.com any more? No one, that’s who.  And you know what else? It’s swanky, and I almost never have an occasion to use that word.  Available here.

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Vintage Italian Typewriter: $75

Why write on a computer, when you could type it first on a beautiful celery-green typewriter and THEN retype it on a computer?

*what is wrong with me? actually, don’t answer that.