guess what my mother hates you too
I do not think I have ever laughed so belly-achingly as I have while listening to this dramatic reading of a teenage breakup-email last night. A bottomless sea of gratitude to my dearling friend Angel for forwarding this to me. I would like to also take a moment to endorse the firefox internet browser and its built-in spell checking feature.
TURN UP YOUR SPEAKERS FOR THIS.
And, as there was no photo/artwork associated with this post, I will share with you my emosaurus drawing, though it is only somewhat relevant:
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i dont know why you find this so funnnny i think your just jealouse. witch is fine…i didnt want to go out with you anyway id rather date a spider or a rat.
(it was really difficult for me to type in this style.)
What do you think would happen if the Emosaurus rode the Roomba?
I really connekt wit dis yung ladie. I mean, guyz are alwayz expecting sooooooooo much out of girls, like wanting them to not talk to there frendz or hump them n stuff. Can you giv her my numba? I promice not to be a jerk and stuff, and I will not try to accidenly hug her or make her tuch my hanz……
edwina – even my lil bro who only 7 hate you to!
mace – he’d probably write in his livejournal about it, if he had opposable thumbs.
After reading this, he soooooooooo regrets accidentally hugging her. I’m sure this whole thing blew up when he listed his relationship status as “it’s complicated” on Facebook.
That cracks me up. I have laughed at it at least 15 times.
omg, this is like my library every day. but the kids are awesome, srsly, and i love them allot (jk about the spelling of “allot”).
amber! hi! also yes, sometimes this mans voice narrates other things for me, like for instance yesterday as I was reading some evaluations for work.
julie – lolz-brary!