coleslaw conspiracy theory
today, over lunch, I have realized that there *must* be an entire sub-species of NYC rat that subsists entirely on unwanted, complimentary coleslaw. get rid of the coleslaw, get rid of the rats. I would bet my life on this. which is to say, a nickel. a very shiny nickel.
this is all I have to say.
![[del.icio.us]](http://images.del.icio.us/static/img/delicious.small.gif){kind=small}
No bet, you already owe Depardieu a nickel.
I’d pay him back in an INSTANT if he’d return my calls/emails/pigeons.
Oh dear…you must never send pigeons to the French.
coleslawesome, i think you mean
i really like coleslaw. sometimes i will order just french fries and then eat the unwanted coleslaw of my companions.