carbohydrorchestra

Tags: , , , , , — by meredith on February 4, 2008 @ 3:27 pm

Because you can never have enough absurd top-10 lists…

Top 10 Instruments for a Candy-Band (you know, just in case)

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  1. Juicy Flute
  2. 100 Grand Piano
  3. Drum Kit-Kat
  4. elecTwix guitar
  5. Gummy Bearitone sax
  6. Lollipopsichord
  7. TheremeM-and-M’s
  8. UkuleLicorice
  9. Jolly Ranchimes
  10. DidgeriDulce de leche

runners up:

  • Altoid saxophone
  • Balalaikaramel
  • Bit O-Highhats
  • Bongum
  • bouzouki gum
  • Caramelloboe
  • chewinggumpet
  • Chick-o-drumsticks
  • Choc-enspiel
  • Chunkeyboard
  • Claranesco wafers
  • Clarinestle’s
  • Clavicembel o’ Honey
  • Congalicious
  • CotTom-Tom candy
  • Double Basskittles
  • Doublemint bass
  • Drum Kit-Kat
  • dulci-deleche-mer
  • guitaffy
  • Guitarburst Fruit Chews
  • Hamdolin
  • Harmonicadbury Creme Eggs
  • Hershey Kissymbols
  • Hubba bubbasoon
  • Jolly Ranchitarra
  • M&MK3Ds
  • Mallomarimba
  • Marshmellophone
  • MIDots
  • Mike & Pipes
  • Moog League Chew
  • moundolin
  • Muffimba
  • Pay Daiko
  • Pezmer
  • Pianerds
  • Pian-nut M&Ms
  • PianOH Henry
  • pixiestixophone
  • Pockyboard
  • Reese Peanut Butter Gongs
  • Rhodonuts
  • Smartiempani
  • Synthesnickers
  • Tangbourine
  • Telecastarburst Guitar
  • TwizzLyres
  • Twizzylerphone
  • Violindy’s Chocolate Truffles
  • Voimints
  • Whatyamadrumset
  • Whoppercussion
  • xyloSCONES

* list compiled with the creative-geniusness of the same group of interwebs-friends that helped created the ‘c is clambulance driver‘ animal-professions list. many thanks to all.

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7 Comments »

  1. I will have you know that it’s been a long time since I purchased any candy from the vending machine here at work and thanks to #4 in the top ten list, I broke down and paid 80 cents for one.

    Comment by edwina — February 4, 2008 @ 4:39 pm
  2. edwina - a world without candy is a world without joy.

    Comment by meredith — February 4, 2008 @ 5:25 pm
  3. (Candy)

    Comment by -j. — February 4, 2008 @ 7:51 pm
  4. Gah. Less-than-threes do not work here.

    Trying again:

    (Candy) hearts.

    Comment by -j. — February 4, 2008 @ 7:52 pm
  5. clearly i missed a great thread…

    Comment by catlady — February 5, 2008 @ 1:29 pm
  6. -j - right back atcha, mister. so many of these are yours!!!

    Comment by meredith — February 5, 2008 @ 1:31 pm
  7. catlady - this was from a thread over a year ago… with the demise of the site imminent, I wanted to archive it here..

    Comment by meredith — February 5, 2008 @ 1:31 pm

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