carbohydrorchestra
Because you can never have enough absurd top-10 lists…
Top 10 Instruments for a Candy-Band (you know, just in case)

- Juicy Flute
- 100 Grand Piano
- Drum Kit-Kat
- elecTwix guitar
- Gummy Bearitone sax
- Lollipopsichord
- TheremeM-and-M’s
- UkuleLicorice
- Jolly Ranchimes
- DidgeriDulce de leche
runners up:
- Altoid saxophone
- Balalaikaramel
- Bit O-Highhats
- Bongum
- bouzouki gum
- Caramelloboe
- chewinggumpet
- Chick-o-drumsticks
- Choc-enspiel
- Chunkeyboard
- Claranesco wafers
- Clarinestle’s
- Clavicembel o’ Honey
- Congalicious
- CotTom-Tom candy
- Double Basskittles
- Doublemint bass
- Drum Kit-Kat
- dulci-deleche-mer
- guitaffy
- Guitarburst Fruit Chews
- Hamdolin
- Harmonicadbury Creme Eggs
- Hershey Kissymbols
- Hubba bubbasoon
- Jolly Ranchitarra
- M&MK3Ds
- Mallomarimba
- Marshmellophone
- MIDots
- Mike & Pipes
- Moog League Chew
- moundolin
- Muffimba
- Pay Daiko
- Pezmer
- Pianerds
- Pian-nut M&Ms
- PianOH Henry
- pixiestixophone
- Pockyboard
- Reese Peanut Butter Gongs
- Rhodonuts
- Smartiempani
- Synthesnickers
- Tangbourine
- Telecastarburst Guitar
- TwizzLyres
- Twizzylerphone
- Violindy’s Chocolate Truffles
- Voimints
- Whatyamadrumset
- Whoppercussion
- xyloSCONES
* list compiled with the creative-geniusness of the same group of interwebs-friends that helped created the ‘c is clambulance driver‘ animal-professions list. many thanks to all.



I will have you know that it’s been a long time since I purchased any candy from the vending machine here at work and thanks to #4 in the top ten list, I broke down and paid 80 cents for one.
edwina - a world without candy is a world without joy.
(Candy)
Gah. Less-than-threes do not work here.
Trying again:
(Candy) hearts.
clearly i missed a great thread…
-j - right back atcha, mister. so many of these are yours!!!
catlady - this was from a thread over a year ago… with the demise of the site imminent, I wanted to archive it here..