accessor-robot

Tags: , , , , , , — by meredith on May 23, 2007 @ 9:28 pm

Dear People who Design Accessories for Home Appliances,

First, I would like to thank you formally for designing dress-up-clothes for robot vacuum cleaners. Second, may I suggest some of the following for your next venture:

1. The Blender Tiara

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2. The Paper Shredder Monocle

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3. The George Foreman Grill Pork Pie Hat

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Thank you for your consideration.

Ever,

Meredith

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12 Comments »

  1. Dear Meredith:

    Please remember us when you are inducted into the Guinness Book of World Awesome.

    Thank you.

    Comment by -j. — May 23, 2007 @ 10:13 pm
  2. Please sign me up for a blender tiara, as my blender has seemed a little depressed lately. Also, anything + monocle = comedy gold.

    Comment by Mace — May 23, 2007 @ 11:55 pm
  3. I <3 you guys, lots and lots.

    Comment by meredith — May 24, 2007 @ 12:03 am
  4. it is worth noting that attempting to cook a pork pie in a george foreman grill results in tears for everyone.

    Comment by helen — May 24, 2007 @ 12:28 am
  5. *tears of sorrow. not of joy.

    Comment by helen — May 24, 2007 @ 12:28 am
  6. the hat or the savory-meal?

    Comment by meredith — May 24, 2007 @ 12:31 am
  7. the savory meal.

    cooking the hat results in a crisp exterior and juicy interior. perfect!

    Comment by helen — May 24, 2007 @ 12:38 am
  8. In the early 70’s, we were low tech with the toilet paper cozy. Although I see people are still rocking them out.

    Comment by the slackmistress — May 24, 2007 @ 1:53 am
  9. good lord, I know what I am making folks for valentines day this year.

    Comment by meredith — May 24, 2007 @ 1:55 am
  10. Meredith! Can I be you when I grow up?! I hope someday to be this brilliant.

    Comment by Maggie B. — May 24, 2007 @ 8:21 am
  11. i love all of these suggestions. please begin production on them immediately.

    Comment by edwina — May 24, 2007 @ 7:39 pm
  12. Meredith,
    I think you are really on to something with this. You could turn it into a very creative and successful business

    Comment by Pace — May 24, 2007 @ 9:00 pm

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