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Dear People who Design Accessories for Home Appliances,
First, I would like to thank you formally for designing dress-up-clothes for robot vacuum cleaners. Second, may I suggest some of the following for your next venture:
1. The Blender Tiara
2. The Paper Shredder Monocle
3. The George Foreman Grill Pork Pie Hat
Thank you for your consideration.
Ever,
Meredith
Dear Meredith:
Please remember us when you are inducted into the Guinness Book of World Awesome.
Thank you.
Please sign me up for a blender tiara, as my blender has seemed a little depressed lately. Also, anything + monocle = comedy gold.
I <3 you guys, lots and lots.
it is worth noting that attempting to cook a pork pie in a george foreman grill results in tears for everyone.
*tears of sorrow. not of joy.
the hat or the savory-meal?
the savory meal.
cooking the hat results in a crisp exterior and juicy interior. perfect!
In the early 70’s, we were low tech with the toilet paper cozy. Although I see people are still rocking them out.
good lord, I know what I am making folks for valentines day this year.
Meredith! Can I be you when I grow up?! I hope someday to be this brilliant.
i love all of these suggestions. please begin production on them immediately.
Meredith,
I think you are really on to something with this. You could turn it into a very creative and successful business