a sasquatch for papa day
With father’s day around the corner, I have been frantically searching for the perfect “dad” gift. Unfortunately for me, I have already given him every large coffee-table-book on motorcycles currently in print and he already owns both the book and DVD for “the da vinci code”.
After some real soul-searching, and internet-searching, I have found the perfect gift.
A solid-resin, limited-edition table-top Sasquatch Bust (not the diet Sam’s cola).
I know what you are thinking: “oh my heavens above, please let this not be the only one left, my dad needs one too!” Don’t fret, my friends. Apparently, he has quite a few of them:
Ordering Information:
($79.99 + shipping)
Curtis Christensen, hickhill (@) mwt.net
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i was actually thinking of making my dad a shirt that says “DAD TO THE BARRICADES,” but fuck that — it’s sasquatch all the way, with some diet sam’s on the side (no need to even call it “diet sam’s cola,” see how i did that?)
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