I have three thoroughly thaumaturgic things I’d like to share with you today:

NUMBER ONE**

behold! beard fish! by the ever-clever marc johns:

(thank you to evan-dear for sharing.)

NUMBER TWO**

And straight from the Netherlands and onto your dinner table are Jorine Oosterhoff’s porcelain walking tea dishes:

I triple dog dare you to find anything more whimsical than the above.

via shiny squirrel

NUMBER THREE**

Lissy Elle’s “Let’s Play Pretend” series is dreamy and bizarre and girly and badass and I’d like to share it with you:

I know, it’s so beautiful it hurts.

These whimsy-tastic webs are woven by London artist Shane Waltener.

swoon.

via allthemountains.

allow me to I interrupt the paralyzing silence ’round these parts for a moment to show you the following:

You know what? I’ll tell you what. It is genius, and I would have thought of it, if I hadn’t been so busy inventing sneeves.