Comments on: 10 arguments in favor of purchasing a home fog machine http://neverslapthegiftdonkey.com/10-arguments-in-favor-of-purchasing-a-home-fog-machine/ leave that donkey alone. Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:38:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: meredith http://neverslapthegiftdonkey.com/10-arguments-in-favor-of-purchasing-a-home-fog-machine/#comment-486 meredith Thu, 25 Oct 2007 00:36:27 +0000 http://neverslapthegiftdonkey.com/?p=257#comment-486 yet ANOTHER delightful idea. there are truly no reasons in the world not to get a home fog machine. yet ANOTHER delightful idea. there are truly no reasons in the world not to get a home fog machine.

]]> By: trollop23 http://neverslapthegiftdonkey.com/10-arguments-in-favor-of-purchasing-a-home-fog-machine/#comment-487 trollop23 Wed, 24 Oct 2007 23:49:53 +0000 http://neverslapthegiftdonkey.com/?p=257#comment-487 Use the right lighting and you can have your own film noir set. You can look like a soft focus 40's era starlet with perfect skin 24/7! Use the right lighting and you can have your own film noir set. You can look like a soft focus 40’s era starlet with perfect skin 24/7!

]]> By: dkotes http://neverslapthegiftdonkey.com/10-arguments-in-favor-of-purchasing-a-home-fog-machine/#comment-495 dkotes Thu, 18 Oct 2007 18:51:29 +0000 http://neverslapthegiftdonkey.com/?p=257#comment-495 meredith, you are a genius, and i am going to use your fog machine to steal all the chocolate from the oompa loompas at jacques torres' chocolate factory. (i will be wearing my oompa loompa costume so i'll blend in) meredith, you are a genius, and i am going to use your fog machine to steal all the chocolate from the oompa loompas at jacques torres’ chocolate factory. (i will be wearing my oompa loompa costume so i’ll blend in)

]]> By: meredith http://neverslapthegiftdonkey.com/10-arguments-in-favor-of-purchasing-a-home-fog-machine/#comment-496 meredith Mon, 15 Oct 2007 15:49:16 +0000 http://neverslapthegiftdonkey.com/?p=257#comment-496 AHHH! Hi mom!!!! (MsP) AHHH! Hi mom!!!! (MsP)

]]> By: C. Monkey http://neverslapthegiftdonkey.com/10-arguments-in-favor-of-purchasing-a-home-fog-machine/#comment-498 C. Monkey Sat, 13 Oct 2007 01:53:11 +0000 http://neverslapthegiftdonkey.com/?p=257#comment-498 I was gonna say that it would make life more like a Nintendo 64 game, but this is the wrong crowd for that. Instead, I say only this: Instant San Francisco simulator. I was gonna say that it would make life more like a Nintendo 64 game, but this is the wrong crowd for that.

Instead, I say only this: Instant San Francisco simulator.

]]> By: MsP http://neverslapthegiftdonkey.com/10-arguments-in-favor-of-purchasing-a-home-fog-machine/#comment-497 MsP Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:01:51 +0000 http://neverslapthegiftdonkey.com/?p=257#comment-497 Having been a proud owner for the past 5 years, I wouldn't leave home without mine. Nothing says Boo, like a good fog. Having been a proud owner for the past 5 years, I wouldn’t leave home without mine. Nothing says Boo, like a good fog.

]]> By: Mace http://neverslapthegiftdonkey.com/10-arguments-in-favor-of-purchasing-a-home-fog-machine/#comment-490 Mace Thu, 11 Oct 2007 04:58:51 +0000 http://neverslapthegiftdonkey.com/?p=257#comment-490 Oh! And don't forget our comedy film wherein a tiny, vicious dog jumps out from the fog and bites someone, either in the crotch or the butt. Oh! And don’t forget our comedy film wherein a tiny, vicious dog jumps out from the fog and bites someone, either in the crotch or the butt.

]]> By: Mace http://neverslapthegiftdonkey.com/10-arguments-in-favor-of-purchasing-a-home-fog-machine/#comment-489 Mace Thu, 11 Oct 2007 04:58:24 +0000 http://neverslapthegiftdonkey.com/?p=257#comment-489 It's all fun and games until your neighbor thinks that you are CONSTANTLY high. It’s all fun and games until your neighbor thinks that you are CONSTANTLY high.

]]> By: -j. http://neverslapthegiftdonkey.com/10-arguments-in-favor-of-purchasing-a-home-fog-machine/#comment-488 -j. Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:27:41 +0000 http://neverslapthegiftdonkey.com/?p=257#comment-488 That's all well and good until your neighbours start to complain about the foghorn. That’s all well and good until your neighbours start to complain about the foghorn.

]]> By: will http://neverslapthegiftdonkey.com/10-arguments-in-favor-of-purchasing-a-home-fog-machine/#comment-491 will Wed, 10 Oct 2007 21:59:55 +0000 http://neverslapthegiftdonkey.com/?p=257#comment-491 There are no arguments against this. There are no arguments against this.

]]> By: meredith http://neverslapthegiftdonkey.com/10-arguments-in-favor-of-purchasing-a-home-fog-machine/#comment-492 meredith Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:13:18 +0000 http://neverslapthegiftdonkey.com/?p=257#comment-492 i bet we could come up with 10 more reasons to buy a portable fog-machine. i bet we could come up with 10 more reasons to buy a portable fog-machine.

]]> By: meredith http://neverslapthegiftdonkey.com/10-arguments-in-favor-of-purchasing-a-home-fog-machine/#comment-493 meredith Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:13:02 +0000 http://neverslapthegiftdonkey.com/?p=257#comment-493 mace, that is pure genius. mace, that is pure genius.

]]> By: Mace http://neverslapthegiftdonkey.com/10-arguments-in-favor-of-purchasing-a-home-fog-machine/#comment-494 Mace Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:09:58 +0000 http://neverslapthegiftdonkey.com/?p=257#comment-494 Of course, one must question why you had baddateguy in your house in the first place. I was imagining the bad date at a restaurant. suddenly there is a cloud of fog, and when it clears, YOU ARE GONE! (That means you carry your fog machine around with you at all times.) Of course, one must question why you had baddateguy in your house in the first place. I was imagining the bad date at a restaurant. suddenly there is a cloud of fog, and when it clears, YOU ARE GONE! (That means you carry your fog machine around with you at all times.)

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